How do you get ELO rated by NCFP and FIDE?

It is easy! You Join their organization, usually online or by mail or by phone, and then you play in a tornament that is run by them. and you'll receive a rating and it'll show up on their website. I am a member of the USCF. My current rating is unrated, however my last tournament performance put me at 2059 :)--You will be unrated at first.Your rating will be provisional until you complete a certain number of games.